If the ocean were vodka and i were a duck
id swim to the bottom and drink my way up
but the oceans not vodka and im not a duck
so pass me the bottle and shut the f**k up

Dreams are not as sweet
And days are not as calm
Without you in them

When in doubt, pull out

The longest temporary STD is pregnancy...think about it.

Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.....WTF!!!! Where is the fun in that!!

A paddle ball, just another toy invented to annoy parents.

Cry me a river and I'll drown you in it.

You know your in love when the answer to all your problems is just her name

My love for you is a vast as space and as endless as time.

Your are my world, without you my water would turn poisonous, My food would spoil, and the air turn toxic.