There was a man called dave who dug a whøre outta her grave she woz mouldy as shït an missin a tït but fink of the money he saved!

They say love makes us do crazy things .. is that why people break up with you but say they still love you ??

Zippy and bungle went to the jungle to have sum marvelous fun but zippy got silly zipped out his willy and stuck it up bungles bum !

"Love is not BLIND because there is Love at FIRST sight"

The only way men can be proper men is if they can cry and admit it !!

--Love You James--

No one seems to hear my hidden cries i'm left to face myself alone

I dont get dis .. people say 'allways say no to strangers' SO WHY THE FUC SHUD WE SAY YES TO TEACHERS ... they're strangers to us

Didn\'t know where to put this so sorry if its in the wrong bit ...

A gUy GeTz ALL Da GlORy ThE MoRe He CaN ScOrE, GiRlZ cAn Do ThE sAmE BuT u CaLL hEr A Wh¤rE!!

You told me yesterday
you wanted to fly away
to world where we can be free
in a land with just you and me

If love is what brought you together, then love should stop you from saying it's over