When a blonde says "Lets do it...." she proably means brain surgrey!

Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

Friends are like plants..if you don't care for them and give them all the love they need...they will die!

Roses are gay, violets stink
When i think of you
it makes me think...

WHY DID I LIKE YOU ANYWAYS?

Bunnies are cute....
But they make my brother

PUKE!....lol

I hate bees...they should die!

Roses are nasty, violets are gay...and they remind me of you everyday!

I wish I was a princess so my knight in shining armor could resuce me from all these losers in tin foil!

I might be dating you...but i like your friend!

U say sicoe like its a bad thing.........LOL!!!