Quotes by Amelia

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  • "Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."

    ~anonymous

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  • "Why must I always 'concentrate' on the orange juice bottle?"

    ~anonymous

    18 years ago
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  • "Horn if you're honky!"

    ~a bumper sticker

    18 years ago
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  • "When life hands you lemons you should make lemonade. Then find a guy whose life is giving them vodka, and have a pary."

    ~Ron White

    18 years ago
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  • "When life hands you lemons, use them to squirt the juice in to the eyes of your enemies."

    ~Happy Bunny

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  • "When life hands you lemons say, 'Oh yeah I like lemons. What else you got?'"

    ~my friend Brittany

    18 years ago
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  • "Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants to kiss her- when 9 times out of 10 she only wants him to want to kiss her?"

    ~Helen Rowland

    18 years ago
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  • "Now I know the things the things I know, and do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!"

    ~Dorothy Parker

    18 years ago
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  • "The face in the mirror of the mind, and eyes whithout speaking confess the secerets of the heart."

    ~Saint Jerome

    18 years ago
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  • "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words have become superfluous."

    ~Ingrid Bergman

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