Guess who's gonna get u tonite!
!*!*!MUFASA!*!*!

Go kill yourself its fun!
~Amy~

Yo home slice i killed yo hampster! my bad! he tried to eat me! lol (i know its stupid but its funny!)

When people have you down and you have nothing to do but frown just make fun of them it will make you feel better.....hahahaha!!!!

A peach is a peach.....A plum is a plum
A kiss aint no kiss wit out no tongue...
So pucker up and close your eyes and give yo tongue some exercise!!!

I have a lil angel flying around with a hammer....each person she hits gets a lil bit of my love, I hope she knocks the shit out of you!!!!

Accidents happen.....Kids cause accidents in the front seat...Accidents in the back seat cause kids...

Cari , Sara, and I are best friends, they cry, I cry, they fight, I fight, they laugh, I laugh, they jump off a bridge.........I'm gunna miss their dumb asses!!!!

~~~***I'm cruel but cute, soo I'm worth it!!***~~~

Friends are like condoms, they give you the protection you need and when you need it.

Thanks, Cari for being my condom!!

(we made this up together...)