~*Smile...remember jesus loves you....so be happy!!!!*~

~*Boys don't do what us girls do...they do what we tell them to do*~

~~**You Rock My Birkenstocks!!!**~~

)**Dorks Make Me HORNY!!!**(LOL!!!Just Kidding...

Friends are like condoms, they give you the protection you need and when you need it.

Thanks, Cari for being my condom!!

(we made this up together...)

~~~***I'm cruel but cute, soo I'm worth it!!***~~~

Cari , Sara, and I are best friends, they cry, I cry, they fight, I fight, they laugh, I laugh, they jump off a bridge.........I'm gunna miss their dumb asses!!!!

Accidents happen.....Kids cause accidents in the front seat...Accidents in the back seat cause kids...

I have a lil angel flying around with a hammer....each person she hits gets a lil bit of my love, I hope she knocks the shit out of you!!!!

A peach is a peach.....A plum is a plum
A kiss aint no kiss wit out no tongue...
So pucker up and close your eyes and give yo tongue some exercise!!!