Why not thank God for the bad things in life? instead of the good....
Cuz if we dint have bad in our lives how would we know wats good?
And the bad doesn't make ur life miserable, it makes u realize that u need to appreciate wats good...

Please baby, cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it!

Why you got to make fun of me?
Atleast I don't look like you.
hahaha {stupid but funny}

Its funny now that u want me but i got over u,
Now i want u to go home and shave...
lol

Why love me when i'm so mean and hateful?
Why love me when i'm so selfish and ungrateful?

Don't love me,
Cuz I will never love u back!

Why do ppl look at me like im stupid just because i like to express my feelings by makin weird noises and faces?
They need to get over theirselve, cuz they just jealous of us ppl like that cuz we r WAY cooler than them!
hahaha

Sticking your tongue at ppl is fun,
The best thing about it is wen they get affended!
Its just a tongue, dont have a sheep!
lol

Guys r like gum...
After u have them for a while they get old, tasteless, and hard. When that happens throw them away and get another one.
Or u can just get the kind that last a while. Those r always good lol

Life sucks! We all know that...
Thats why we have to make it worth living and have fun!...

I never knew being loved by the right guy could feel so freakin good...
But yea it does, who ever thought it would?...