Maybe when im dead. You'll realise what you did to me...

Ill write you a poem,
Ill write you a poem with a twist,
Ill use a knife,
Ill use my wrist.

Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!

(not mine)

Why cant a blonde dial 911?

she cant find the 11.

(not mine)

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast and if the rubber breaks your dead!

Your momas so fat your dad takes her to work with him so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye