WE C0ULD ALL LEARN A LESS0N FR0M CRAy0NS:
S0ME ARE SHARP, S0ME ARE BEAUTiFUL, S0ME
HAVE WEiRD NAMES, ALL ARE DIFFERENT, BUT THEy
ALL LiVE iN THE SAME BOX.

WE G0T A BARBiE AND KEN KiND 0F RELATi0NSHiP.
THERE'S ALWAyS A THERESA T0 F iT UP

WHEN y0U'RE WiSHiNG T0 BE S0ME0NE ELSE,
S0ME0NE ELSE iS WiSHING T0 BE y0U

L0TS 0F GiRLS SH0W THEiR BEAUTy BECAUSE THEy
WANT THE W0RLD T0 SEE iT--BUT 0THERS TRy T0
HiDE iT S0 HE WiLL L00K F0R S0METHiNG M0RE

EXPERiENCE iS A HARD TEACHER: iT GiVES y0U THE
TEST FiRST, AND THE LESS0N AFTER

WH0 KN0WS, MAyBE 0NE DAy WE'LL BE PERFECT F0R
EACH 0THER"
--THE 0.C.

I WiLL DiG A H0LE AND LABEL iT "L0VE"
AND TRiCK HiM T0 FALL iN FR0M ABOVE

THE SEC0ND CHANCE MEANS N0THiNG
iF N0THiNG WAS LEARNED FR0M THE FiRST 0NE

WHEN 0NE D00R CL0SES, AN0THER 0PENS. d0N'T WASTE
TiME TRyiNG T0 0PEN A L0CKED D00R

&& JUST LiKE EVERy 0THER NiGHT i L00KED UP AT THE
STARS && WASTED AN0THER WiSH 0N y0U