My memory is like moving into a new house....it takes a week or more to settle down....and another week to be put into use.

I hate that I can't hate you.

Love is like sandpaper. It can be very rough, but a the same time it can smooth out the edges

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

Life is worthless without love, but love is worthless without someone to love you back.

Goldmember gets a part in Star Wars

"Luke, I am your fahjah."

Tell your parents you love them, you'll never know when they won't be there for you.

Love comes form the heart, but inspires the soul

If tears were pain, I'd be dead.

Never give up if you still wanna try, never wipe your tears if you still wanna cry, never say yes if you really mean no, never say you don't love him, if you can't let him go.