Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity

They key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering

All good things in life are either immoral, fattening, or over priced

Creation of woman from rib of man: she wasnt made from his head 2 b told what 2 do by him, nor made from his foot 2 b walked all over by him; but from his side 2 b equal with him, under his arm 2 b protected by him, and near his heart 2 b loved by him.

Gee, id like to care but i dont possess that gene

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma

Politicians always tell the truth... when they call eachother liers

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf

If all else fails, then stop using all else

Words are meaningless when it comes to describing my love for you. ive been through the dictionary 6 times and i still havent found a worthy word.