Quotes by Sean Dohr

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  • If there are social butterflies and social retards, what happens when you put a retard and a butterfly in the same room?

    13 years ago
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  • If I could put down this chalice and stop thinking with my phallus, I wouldn't be so crass and callous or amass this mounting malice.

    13 years ago
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  • Hindsight is 20/20, while foresight is 50/50.

    15 years ago
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  • If heat rises, why aren't I levitating?

    15 years ago
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  • In order to find the objective, you must first find the subjective.

    17 years ago
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  • You are lonely because you choose to be; anyone can find a friend. All it takes is a little effort; you'll find someone in the end.

    17 years ago
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  • Pick up line for one night stand! HAHAHA

    If you were dust…

    I wish I were a dustpan, so you could be swept into my grasp,
    then once the night is over, I’ll dump you in the trash…

    17 years ago
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