Kids in the back seat dont make the accidents...
accidents in the back seat makes the kids!!!

lol...heard from a friend and about died laughing

I had a horrible dream last night,
i woke in a terrible fright,
i was so scared,
and wish that you would there,
holding me so tight!

I gave you a key to my heart...dont lose it...i cant make another copy.

I wrote your name in the sand, and the water washed it away...
i wrote your name and the sky, but the wind took it away...
i wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay!

I always knew that he was a good liar. but i didnt expect him to lie about this :(

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
after the kings man and horses were gone,
only his wife could fix up his fall!

*thats why ever man needs a women in hs life*

How do you tell the one that you love that it was your fault?

You said taht you would always be there for me...

what happended?

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
humpty dumpty had a great fall,
after the kings men and horses were gone,
only humptys wife could fix his horrible fall.

*thats why every man needs a women in his wife*

Save a drummer, bang a drummer