There was 2 muffins in a oven. one muffin said

''god its hot in here''

then the other muffin screamed out..

''AH ITS A TALKING MUFFIN!!''

{HAHHA i love that joke}

Your so fat the only exercise u get is running after the ice cream van

Remember when you held my hand like you'd never let it go?

''Promises are just words unless they are fulfilled.''

'' U dont Realize how much u loved that person till they are holding hands with someone eles''

'' tears are unspoken words ''

Some days I wanna quit, and just be normal for a bit

Where'd you go?
I miss you so,
Seems like it's been forever,
That you've been gone.
Where'd you go?

'' people thought i stopped lying.. but im just getting better at it''

'' you give me butterfly's when i hear your name being called! ''