You gave me the therapy to end my addictions.
But what will you do now I'm addicted to the therapy?

I crave the attention...

Incest;
A game the whole family can play.

[Not mine... it's an old one :D]

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Don't tell me I'm wrong,
It was all for the best.
I'm just sad that they caught me,
Before I killed the rest.

Flying is easy.
You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.