When your world is upside down
imagine you are on a planet spinning around.
When you feel you have no friends and are sad and blue
just think of cannibals because they have trouble keeping friends, too.

Insanity is when you play ring toss with your halo on your own horns.

My horns keep my halo from falling off.

My Epitaph
Here lies dust that thought it was a man.

Try Jesus

Those dirty sins.
You try washing them out.
You try scrubbing them out.
Try letting Jesus in.
He is better than brasso
and he won't leave a ring around your soul.

Love Comes In Cans

I can.
You can.
They can.
We all can.

A Lover Not A Fighter

Overcoming shyness
works from
the inside out
but accepting reality
works from
the outside in.
Fighters
keeps the inside in
and the outside out.
Lovers
keep
the inside out
and the outside in.

Life is what happens when you are busy doing something else.

The Poetry Of Love

See me as I see you.
Hear me as I hear you.
Smell me as I smell you.
Feel me as I feel you.
Touch me as I touch you.

My Love Is Optional
Hey, no one said you had to do it.
Take your time I know you can do it.
Hell, if I can do it anybody can.
If it don't work then just screw it.