You are like a tattoo on my derriere,
A pain in the ass that is always there!

I wish my homework was asexual... then it would do itself.

Life sucks, Buy a condom.

You will never know the Pain I feel, That only you can help me heal.

Never thought you'd stab me in the back,

Doing that made my heart go black,

You should have never brought up what I lack,

If you only wanted to get me in the sack!

I thought you were sweet,
Thought you were kind,
Since the day we did meet,
You've corrupted my mind.