God decided he needed you, so from this world you left. You took a piece of all of us, Our hearts are what you kept.

Its a good thing I got out of that place before I went crazy...

...Goodbye Sparkley Elves!!!

Just when life seems better, god says "here, f-----, deal with this s---!"

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers...I kind of wanted to be a vampire.

People are funny. They spend money they dont have, to buy things they dont need, to impress people they dont like.

Marge: Did you get Waiting to exhale?
Homer: No, they put us on the Waiting to exhale waiting list, but they said dont hold your breath.

Nobody's right till somebody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till somebody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till love comes along.
Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.

You think I'm happy, but really I'm not...My smile must be the best lie I've got

My head is telling me to get over you...But my heart wont let me