Quotes by Nicole Jacobsen

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  • How do you know when Micheal Jackson is home ?.... There is a tricycle in his driveway....

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  • What do you call a dog with no back legs? ...doesn't matter, he won't come antways...

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  • What do you see when the pilsbury doughboy bends over??? doughnuts!!!!

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  • What do you call a freezer full of blondes? Frosted flakes.

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  • If Sting retires, would his name become Stung?

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  • A-D-D its eazy as 1-2- whoa theres a bird!!

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  • You say that anything is possible....
    but have you ever tried slamming a swinging door?

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  • Boys are like pennies.....
    two faced and worthless

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  • I'm always alongside u~
    I smile and touch ur hair~
    I wisper, "I love you"~
    Even tho u cant see me there~

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  • If you take a look at me,
    my feelings are easy to see.
    It's simple, plain and true,
    so obvious that... I love you.

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