Holy heckles batman!!!
what is it mr. norris?

Death is not at all the end of suffering, for with death comes much much more suffering to those around you.

As I lye in bed and look up at the night skie.I begin to think, where the hecks my roof?

"What did you do to Compy?"
"It's in a better place now, well, actually it's in the same place but it has a huge hole in it."-Strong Bad and Bubs

If you are flamable and have legs you can not block a fire exit.-Mitch Hedberg
where i got it:Someone came up and said sir you have to move your blocking the fire exit like if there was a fire i wasn't gonna run.

The thing I like about escalators is that they can never be out of order, they can only be temperarily stairs.
-Mitch Hedberg