The differences between boys and girls

If a cat is on the road...
and a girl is driving, she will wreck the car while trying to save it

If a guy is driving, he will wreck the car while trying to run over that sucker

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)

Have you seen my stapler?

YOU STOLE MY STAPLER !!!

You know it's not really considered a crime until your caught :)

SMILE !!! :)
It confuses people.

If it was meant to feel good they wouldn't call it a "crush"