DON'T EAT BEANS BEFORE A BIG MEETING

"i'll come back for u"

Dear Lord, you don't have to make me skinny. Just make my friends fat.

FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP.

UNLiKE 0THA H0ESZ i D0N'T NEED C0MPARiN, iF U D0N'T LiKE ME BiiTCH DEN WHY iSZ U STARiN?

Is cheese a carb?

[boy kisses girl]
[girl hugs boy]
boy: "please tell me that's ur flashlight"

lol-get it?

"i'm a bii tch, i'm a lover, i\'m a child i'm a mother, 'm a sinner i'm a saint. i do not feel ashamed. i'm ur hopes, i'm ur dreams. i'm nothin in between and no i wouldn't have it any other way."

If u can't get them out of ur mind, maybe they're supposed to be there...

Dats why ya momma can't cook!!