FAT KIDS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP.

Dear Lord, you don't have to make me skinny. Just make my friends fat.

"i'll come back for u"

DON'T EAT BEANS BEFORE A BIG MEETING

IF U OVERDOSE ON VIAGRA, HOW DO THEY CLOSE THE COFFIN?

It's not what you look like or when you're doin what you're doin, its what you're doin when you're doin what you look like you're doin!!

ha ha. i'm a nerd

MYSPACE.COM/LiiLMiiSsZKeArA_305!!!

ME. GO CH CH CHECK IT OOOUTT.

IF U WERE IN A DESSERT WEARING A JACKET AND PANTS WOULD U TAKE OFF UR PANTS AND JACK IT?

[SAY IT SLOWLY AND THINK ABOUT IT]

Dear HEART, I met a boy today. Prepare to shatter.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.

-Marilyn Monroe