Quotes by Cari Allen

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  • A friend will help you up when you fall,
    But your best friend will laugh and trip you again!!!

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  • Cows moo,
    Ducks quack,
    IM THE 1ST TO SIGN YOUR CRACK!!!

    ***i usally put on the crack of yearbooks***

    18 years ago
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  • ***I like you***When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless***

    *Borrowed this from Family Guy*

    18 years ago
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  • Satan called..... He said he wanted his horns back!!!

    18 years ago
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  • Everytime I see you in the hall way

    I have always want to ask you. . . . . .

    CAN I BORROW A PENCIL!!!!!!

    18 years ago
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  • DORKS MAKE ME HORNY!!!
    lol

    18 years ago
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  • Never leave the one you lve
    for the one you like
    b/c the one you like will leave you for the one they
    LOVE!

    18 years ago
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  • Kissed blown are kisses wasted,
    Kisses arent kisses unless there tasted!
    Kisses bring germs and germs are hated,
    SO...
    Kiss me baby im

    VACCINATED!!!

    18 years ago
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  • BOYS... cant live with em'...

    CANT live without em'

    18 years ago
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  • Friend are like condoms,
    They protect you!

    Thanks Brittany for being my condom!
    (We made this up together!)

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