In loving memoriam
Of our dear little Claire
Went to nature to find herself
And instead found a bear

A life and soul of the party
Our great uncle Daryl
When trying to get the dregs
Fell and drowned in the barrel

A loving tribute
To the life of cousin Ella
Who swiped right on Tinder
On the wrong type of fella

This crypt be the eternal resting place
For all six of the Freys’
Who like so many others were taken
During the momo craze

Below this sacred stone
Lies my beloved Grant
He bet he could get out of anything
I bet that he can’t

Reunited at last
Harriet and Holden
She died a young un
He died an old un

Cherished memories
Of Aunt Ida
Poisoned by radiation
From the hadron collider

Spread your wings Angel
Our miracle, our Jane
She flushed whilst sat
And got sucked out the plane

The world is less bright
Now we’ve lost Katrina
Since she deleted her insta
Nobody’s seen her

Into the arms of god
We do bequeath the soul of Lou
We didn’t know him
But it seems the right thing to do