You might b a redneck if you take a beer to a job convinton.

I know why superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids.

We were so poor when I was young my Dad unplugged the clocks

FRIENDS ARE LIGHT T-SHIRTS THEY ALWAYS HAVE YOUR BACK!!

FRIENDS ARE LIKE BRAS THE HOLD YOU UP AND GIVE YOU SUPPORT!!

FRIENDS ARE LIKE TAMPAX THEIR TIGHT