Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

People always say that it is the thought counts when getting presents, so why not just think about getting them a present...

Two blondes walk into a building, you would have thought one of then would have seen it...

A simple friend when visiting acts like a guest, a real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history, a real friend could blackmail you with it

A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed, a real friend asks why you took so long to call

A friend will always tell you exactly what they think of you! So i guess that makes me friends with everybody!