I have loved you for oh so long... and you dont even know

nobody said that this would be easy... but nobody said it would be this hard...

*You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.*

*On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key*

*Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.*

*I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.*

*Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.*

*If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours. If it doesn't, it never really was in the first place.*

You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.

*Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'*