"beats me i planted raddishes"

If i had a joint for every time i heard that

Sex drugs rock and roll weed speed and birthcontrol

What the hell is a metcalfe?

"dana doesnt get it"

"cheers to you and cheers to me and if by chance we dont agree f**k you andheres to me"

"i had a handle on life, but it broke"

"you almost always pick the best times to drive the worst lines"

"just when i am ready to die you give me one last reason to cry"

\" ahand job with out lube is like french fryes with out ketchup so greece up!!\"