You were everythin, everythin that I wanted
We were ment to be, supposed to be but we lost it
All of the memories so close to me just fade away
All this time you were pretendin
So much for my happy endin...

from My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne

"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to."

"Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!!!"

"Im not a ditz!!.....I just lack common sence..."

"And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am"

from "Iris" by Goo Goo Dolls

"Heres to u,
Heres to me,
The best friends we will eva be.
But if by chance we disagree,
Go to hell b*tch, heres to me!!!"

(that made me laugh soooo hard!!)

“i wasnt sick i had ego problems and i had to go home and look in the mirror for a while!" Bernard Fanning

HOW MANY VEGETABLES HAD 2 DIE 4 UR STUPID SALAD?!

Men have feelings 2, but who really cares?!?!

U say physco like it's a bad thing...