"You know it aint the beauty....It's the BOOTY"

"Sex is good,
Sex is funny,
Some people have sex for money,
So if you think that sex is funny,
Screw yourself and save your money."

"One day your prince will come...mine just took a wrong turn and is to stubborn to ask for directions"

"Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream"

"A real friend is the one that walks in when the rest of the world walks out"

"To the world you are just one person.....but to one person you may mean the world"

"Don't go and say you love me unless you mean it because I might do something crazy like believe you"

East to the Sea
West to the Land
Death to the GIRL
Who touches my man

God made men first......then he had a better idea.

Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again, *SKINNED KNEES* are better to fix than a *BROKEN HEART*