You come up to me and start some drama, I wear my hair like this so im tall enough to f.u.c.k. your momma.
Though you could beat me, somebody tricked you, your girl said my hair stay up longer than your d.i.c.k do.

(it was a freestyle battle)

I'm so caked up, i should walk around with candles on me. I bet you would blow me away.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush?
Squezze me hard and I'll cum anytime anywhere.

Hickory dicory dock,
your girl was on my c o c k,
selling her a s s and doin it fast,
cause i got that a s s on lock.

My cousin said it to his friend.

In $ex, 88 is better than 69. Unlike 69 you get 8 twice!

I would love to be a candle......Cause people blow me all the time!
or
Im like a candle.......everyone blows me once in their life!

Jelousy is a deadly disease :(
Get well soon!

I can only fix what hasn't been broken.