Life is like a coin, you can spend it anyway you want anywhere you want, but you can only spend it once.

Life is like a coin, you can spend it anyway you want anywhere you want, but you can only spend it once.

I can only fix what hasn't been broken.

Jelousy is a deadly disease :(
Get well soon!

I would love to be a candle......Cause people blow me all the time!
or
Im like a candle.......everyone blows me once in their life!

In $ex, 88 is better than 69. Unlike 69 you get 8 twice!

Hickory dicory dock,
your girl was on my c o c k,
selling her a s s and doin it fast,
cause i got that a s s on lock.

My cousin said it to his friend.

What did the toothpaste say to the toothbrush?
Squezze me hard and I'll cum anytime anywhere.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.

Friend: I'm celibate.
Me: Really!?
Friend: Yeah, I sell a bit and give some away.
A friend said this to me, it was so funny.