OMFG! I JUST REALIZED! I RULE EVERYTHING! AND EVERYTHING INCLUDES CHICKENS!

Im so L.O.S.T and the white rabbit is a no show

I realized I was truly alone when i asked the spider in the corner of my room if he would stay...and he died.

Ants look funny when they die in soap

Q::If your going upstream in a canoe, and one of the wheels falls off, how many pancakes will fit in a dog house?

A::Purple! Because Waffles don't make good roof shingles

Satan eats cheez wiz!!!