Dont fall someone unless they are willing to catch you but if they are a trampoline then you get to jump on them

Whoever said people are dumb
you are dumb for listening to them

"You can only change a man when they are in diapers."

Cheerleaders are like dancefloors
your always on them

What is Minnie without
Mickey
What is Tigger without
Pooh
What is Spongebob without
Patrick
What is me without
you

Men are like dogs
they beg to have sex with you

A penny for your thought
but i expect change

When life gets you down
take a drag

I'm not fat
I'm Fluffy

Men are like couch cushions
you sit on them