"I don't need a life. I have plenty of phoenix downs."

"I'd be a mortician if people were as pretty as dead leaves."

"What if God stopped speaking to us because we refused to listen? What if he no longer provided for us because we could not give him time?"

"Matter always takes the path of least resistence. So all matter, including humans, are fundamentally lazy. Matter will take every other path before deciding the right one, so all matter, including humans, is fundamentally retarded..."

"Love is only a chapter in a guy's life, but to a girl, it's the whole book."