Cry me a river, build me a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT!!!

Ask me about my vow of silence!

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I'm tight like spandex...

Is this bad? To love someone this much...

- Alyssa Erickson... my BF and inspiration

I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.

Guys act like D_cks to make up for what they dont have.

*so true.*

"I was in love once, but thats over now."

From my poem my love is....

Always tell the people you love that you love them, because you never know when you might see them again.

Before I blame you, I must look to the mirror, and blame myself.

From my poem, "Absolute Darkness"

The Good: Your wife is pregnant.

The Bad: With Triplets.

The Ugly: You got a vissectomy five years ago.