This is what my friend said after her and her boyfriend got in a fight:

Love Blows The Penis I Dont Have!!

I laughed so hard!! OMG it was great

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Disney Land?

Cuz she was caught sitting on Pinochio's lap screaming lie Pinochio, lie!!

My friend sent this to me, and i thought it was hilarioius!!

Have You Ever Wondered What Life Is About? You Could Search The World And Never Figure It Out.

I Thought I Could Love No Other, That Is Until I Met Your Brother. He Is Hotter Than You By Far!......Oh....And I Frogot To Tell You......I Jacked Your Car!!

.*.I Never Had A Dream Come Ture, Til The Day That I Found You. And Even Tho I Pretend That I Moved On You'll Always Be My Baby. Never Had The Words To Say. Ur The One I Think About Each Day.*.

You Say Anything Is Possible. . . .Have You Ever Tried Slamming A Revolving Door?!

No One Could Make Me Cry, Make Me Laugh, Make Me Smile, Or Drive Me Wild Like He Could.

Have You Finally Found The One, You\'ve Given Your Heart To? Only To Find That One Wont Give Their Heart To You? Have You Ever Dreamed That They Were There ANd All You CAn To Is Wait, Til THe Day When They Will Care?

Good-Bye To Everything That I Knew. You Were The One I Loved. The One Thing I Tried To Hold On To.

How lucky I am to have known somebody that was so hard to say good-bye to.