Maybe I'm not over him.But then again, maybe I don't want to be

Excuse me while I go glue my head to my desk.

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!!

Keep talking.Your stupidity amuses to no end.

Spoon + fork=pure genius

Well behave women rarely make history

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

What do you do, when the one person who told you to have faith, lost their faith, when you finally gained yours?

--No words

I'm gonna smile like nothings wrong, talk like everythings perfect, act like it's just a dream, and pretend he's not hurting me.But incase you were wondering, he's everything to me

She's the kind of girl who deserves a chance, but never gets one. And yet she carries on with life, never faltering, never complaining.But in her eyes, you can see that she loves him