Proud rider of the short bus!!!!(not really, it was an icon lol)

People are like slinkies.Basically useless.And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Yes you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you are stupid.

There's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time

Maybe I'm not over him.But then again, maybe I don't want to be

Excuse me while I go glue my head to my desk.

Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!!

Keep talking.Your stupidity amuses to no end.

Spoon + fork=pure genius

Well behave women rarely make history