"And the door slammed as you stormed out angrily...GREAT! Now the house is pissed too! |
"Don't let your children ever look up to you; always look up to them!" |
"Every single day, you should appreciate the first breath of life when you first open your eyes!" |
"Did you know that there is a new flavor of ice-cream out now? It's the flavor I taste when I kiss your lips" |
"When life brings you down; pull your drawers back up!" |
"Love is fake and does not exist; for there is something far more powerful and greater than this!" |
"It's ok if other's don't believe you; it matters only that you believe yourself" |
"Whenever you have a bad day and nothing goes good, just think of how good that "Morning Pee" felt earlier and you will find the greatness to relieve your bad day!" |
"Beauty is not just in the eye of the beholder; it is in the eye of everyone" |
"When everything in your life is a mess...Start by cleaning your cat box!" |