IiF YOU WERE COLORED AND ii WAS WHiiTE, ii WOULD PLAY WiiTH YOU. WHY DONT YOU PLAY WiiTH ME?

Ii DONT HiiDE MY FACE BEHiiND MY WORDS, ii USE MY WORDS TO GET TO YOU.

Me: The men may wear the pants in the relationship..... but i control the zipper

boyfriend:you do?

me: uh ... yeah...

boyfriend: how?

Me: you remind me of my next boyfriend...lol

boyfriend: oh... how?

Me: babe you've been a bad boy... go to MY ROOM!!!

boyfriend: ok.... but why... oh...lol what am i ganna do there?....

me: (very confused)

PrincesaVillegas [4:41 P.M.]: Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

XxESExSITERxX [4:42 P.M.]: and whats the reason?

Me: Love is a Sensation
Caused by Temptation
A guy sticks his Location
In a girls Destination
To increase the Population
Of the next Generation
Do you understand my Explanation
Or do u need a Demonstration?

siter : i need a demostration

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken....

XxESExSITERxX [4:50 P.M.]: i kno that

PrincesaVillegas [4:50 P.M.]: I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna come taste the Rainbow!?!?!

XxESExSITERxX [4:51 P.M.]: k

PrincesaVillegas [4:52 P.M.]: I just wanna kno....
on sum pizzas theres a lil table in the middle.... who the hell is it for?

XxESExSITERxX [4:52 P.M.]: u