It takes one mistake to loose somebody you really love

I got 25 to life for being so damn sexy
i got another 25 for cheated on my girl

You is so black and your teeth is so yellow when you are smiling you look like the pittsburgh steelers helmet

You is like a library open to the public

You is like a golf course everybody gets a hole in one

Your mom is so fat she stole my pillow case when she ran out of socks.