Id explain it to you but ur brain wud explode

There are three sides to any argument, my side, your side, and the right side

If barbie is so popular why do you have to buy her friends

Man: erm do u fancy going out on a date

woman: sorry i dont date outside my species

At the end of the day............its time to sleep

On the other hand,
you have different fingers

A day without sunshine is lyk......you no........
night

Everyone has a photographic memory,
some just dont have film

I said 'no' to drugs.........
but they just wouldnt listen

Have you ever stoped to think,
then forget to start again