No matter how good are you at something... There's always an Asian kid did it better than you.

I like sleeping because it's like being dead... Without the commitment.

I hate the sun

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

You care more about life then life cares about you.