I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

Revenge is best served cold

Rip me open and pierce me shut

Growing old is mandatory
but growing up is optional

Come to the darkside....our leader is sexy

Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

My mom says i cant play with ugly people

This is bob
bob likes you
bob likes sharp things
i suggest you run from bob

Save a board, ride a sk8er