Pain is lonesome. You have to deal with it all alone.

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to any diets. FOOD

Fashion magazines are society's way of saying, "If you don't feel inadequate already, read one of these!"

Age doesn't make people forgetful. Having too many things to remember makes people forgetful.

When life gives you lemons, tuck them inside your bra. Couldn't hurt. Might even help.

...What positive side?