Age doesn't make people forgetful. Having too many things to remember makes people forgetful.

Fashion magazines are society's way of saying, "If you don't feel inadequate already, read one of these!"

Only one thing keeps me from sticking to any diets. FOOD

Pain is lonesome. You have to deal with it all alone.

Behind each loving smile another part of me dies.

If it wasn't for stress, I'd have no energy at all

Sometimes people see you the way they want to see you, no matter how hard you try to change it. It's like they'd rather twist the whole world just so they can keep seeing you the same lousy way.

I'm waiting for life to pass me by. Waiting for God to leave me alone to die

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Life is like a box of chocolates, eventually it makes you sick