Dont tease me if you cant please me

Don't settle for the one you live with find the one you cant live without

Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out

Any boy can be a father it takes a man to be a daddy

I might be fat but i can go on a diet but you will always be ugly.

I love you forever i love you for always as long as you live my baby you will be.

I love more then anything and i wouldnt trade you for anything.

I effin love you michael!!

Men are are like public toilet dome are clean some arecfull of sh*T

Guys are like roses watch out fot the bricks!

Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts are up
pants are down
body to body
skin to skin
when its hard stick it in.