Yes, I do get jealous
Of every girl that hugs you
Because for that one second
She was holding my entire world...

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone who's life has given them vodka, and have yourself a little party

Guns don't kill people
Husbands that come home early do

Magical Touch
Enchanting Aroma!

I wish I were a fish
I wish I were a bass
I'd climb up on a rock
And slide down on my...fins!!

No, you are NOT unique
You are the same mass of decaying organisms as everyone else

The only thing in Texas are steers and queers
And son, you don't look like no steer